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TANYA THE TOOTH FAIRY
(Or "The Taming of an Ofsted Inspector!")
A MAGICAL MUSICAL PLAY FOR YOUNG ACTORS

from Magic Parrot Productions UK
Price £30.00
ORDER BY EMAIL (UK ONLY)
Price includes: photocopiable script, songsheets, CD with vocals and backing tracks,song sheets with chords, performance licence for schools/clubs. NO MUSICAL ABILITY NEEDED- But a Melody-line score is supplied free of charge.

Great parts for boys as well as girls. Highly popular and such good fun to act! This is a fantastic large cast comedy play for primary schools and drama clubs. You will need at least 15, hopefully more, players to make it viable.
The script is quite simple, and if necessary it can be easily adapted to the ages/abilities of the actors, perhaps with some adlibs or role play additions suggested by the children. This is another fantastic play, suitable for the inclusion of reticent children or children with EAL or special needs. Even without additions, it runs for approx 50 mins. This play can also be used by youth or adult theatres for a young audience. The script is supported by a 24-track CD containing 11 modern catchy songs- each with vocals (for rehearsing) and backing tracks (for performance)


Tanya The Tooth Fairy: CD Track List (all songs are original)

1. Do You Hate School as Much as Me? (with solo by Tommy)
2. Brian O'Mally (Rocky song, sung by choir)
3 Fairy entry music (Tanya enters, dancing to this enchanting music)
4 Tanya the Tooth Fairy (Ballad, sung by choir)
5 Witch entry music (Spectacular nasty entrance by the witch)
6 Sad music (Tanya exits, with no magic powers left!)
7 Stan, Stan, the Burglar Man! (Very popular catchy song)
8 Dance of the Toys- Each of the toys comes alive and has a solo part
9 What's the matter with kids today? (Heavy rock song with solo)
10 Slimbo's Song (Wistful, memorable song with a solo by Slimbo)
11 Sam and Doris (Catchy, funny song with solo parts for Sam and Doris)
12 Curtain Calls - Tanya the tooth fairy (faster version)
PLUS 12 INSTRUMENTAL BACKING TRACKS

Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Bill......a naughty rude boy
Jill.......his horrible sister
Slimbo......A small boy
Brian O'Mally......a school bully
Tommy.....a naughty school boy
Tanya the Tooth Fairy:
Toys: Freddy the Teddy: Soldiers: Clowns: Robots: Jack in a box:
Wicked Witch
Miss Pettigrew, a pleasant school teacher
Mr Slake, a strict games teacher
Extra school children (for scene one and party)
Mr Hardcastle, a ruthless school inspector
Sam, a school caretaker, in love with Doris
Doris, a school cleaner, in love with Sam
Children at the Party
Mum and Dad: Policeman:
Carol Singers (optional for a Christmas show)
Santa:(optional for Christmas show)
Stan the Burglar:
Harry the Burglar:

TANYA THE TOOTH FAIRY IS FOR ANY TIME OF YEAR!

The Story: Miss Pettigrew is an ordinary teacher in an ordinary school. She is dreading the imminent arrival of the school inspector. Mr Slake is a tough PE teacher who runs a boxing club. Sam, the school caretaker and Doris the cleaner are in love. Doris thinks it's about time he proposed to her. Brian is the school bully, with a reputation to keep up. Tommy is a naughty school boy who hates school. Bill and Jill are brother and sister and are unpleasant to each other. One night, after they are fighting, Bill's tooth is knocked out. Tanya the tooth fairy visits the house. However, because Bill and Jill do not believe in fairies, the wicked witch takes control and orders that all birthdays are cancelled this year. She arranges for two burglars to steal all the birthday presents downstairs. But luckily Tanya regains her magic and the children's toys come alive to thwart the burglars. A policeman is at hand to escort the burglars away. But the story isn't over yet. The witch re-appears and steals Tanya's magic ring. Without it, Tanya is powerless, just an ordinary girl. The witch thinks it will be fun to send Tanya to school! So, the next day, Tanya finds herself in school. There is a boxing match, in which Slimbo unexpectedly but triumphantly defeats Brian the school bully. The school inspector is impressed by Tanya's mathematical skills, and even more impressed by Miss Pettigrew who turns out to be his long lost lover. And of course, Doris and Sam end up making their marriage vows! Absolute hokum? Yes! Do the children and audience love it? YES!!!!!

Sample of the script:

Scene 1: A Schoolroom. Bill, Jill, Slimbo, Tommy, Brian and other children, sitting on the floor, being taught by Miss Pettigrew at front of class. Tommy has a maths exercise book.
Narrator 1: Our story begins in an ordinary school, just like yours. This is Miss Pettigrew, the teacher. She's not too bad, considering the nasty class of children she has to cope with every day.
Miss Pettigrew: Right class, remember I told you the school inspector was coming to see us tomorrow. Let's see what you have learned this week. Now, Bill, can you tell me the answer to this question. If I had 15 apples in one hand, and 15 apples in the other, what would I have?
Tommy: Big hands, miss! (Class laugh)
Miss Pettigrew: Don't fool about! Come on, everyone. What's 15 add 15? (Slimbo raises hand and answers)
Slimbo: Thirty, Miss Pettigrew. (Brian mocks him for supplying the correct answer)
Miss Pettigrew: Very good! Now, class, next question......
Brian: (interrupting) Miss........I don't like Mr Slake. He punished me for something I didn't do!
Miss Pettigrew: Punished you for something you didn't do? Oh dear, surely not?
Brian: Yeh. I didn't do my homework! (Class laugh. Brian starts jostling Slimbo, calling him a wimp etc.)
Miss Pettigrew: Stop it Brian, and behave. You have been bullying children all day.
(Class uproar)
Jill Yes, miss, he stole my lunch box!
Brian: No I didn't! You gave me it!
Tommy: I hate school. Everybody's always fighting! Miss, why do we have to come to school?
Miss Pettigrew: Because its the law, that's why. Why don't you like school, Tommy?
Tommy: Because all the teachers are horrible.
Miss Pettigrew: I'm not horrible, am I?
Tommy: I suppose not. You must like me. But I wish you wouldn't keep putting kisses in my maths book.
Jill:(snatching book) Kisses? Hah! They're not kisses you numbskull! They are crosses. You got all your sums wrong again!
(Class chant...."He got all his sums wrong, he got all his sums wrong........)
Tommy (to audience) It's true. I do get all my sums wrong! I hate school! (to audience)Do you hate school too? I bet you don't hate school as much as me.
**************** SONG: Do you hate school as much as me? ****************
(ENTER MR SLAKE, CLASS GOES SILENT AND SITS)
Mr Slake: What a noisy class! I know what you all need. You need some good old-fashioned physical exercise to get rid of your energy!
Brian (with actions) I joined your school boxing club sir. What more do you want, sir?
Mr Slake: Good manners, boy! Good manners! Well, class, I think a few more of you should join my boxing club. (to Slimbo) How about you, lad? Can you box? Do you want to learn?
Slimbo: My dad said I should try it, sir, but I don't think so, thank you!
Mr Slake: Nonsense! I insist! You will join my boxing club.(To class) I expect to see you all there tomorrow!! Do you understand?
Class: (sheepishly) Yes, sir. (EXIT MR SLAKE)
Brian: Hah! That's going to be fun. (to Slimbo) I'm going to mash you into the ground you little shrimp! Hah hah hah (to audience) And you lot better be careful. I'm big and beefy and brave and bold, I am! Just call me "The Rock" from now on. Hahahahah.
***************SONG: BRIAN O'MALLY************************

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